Last night we stopped at the gas station for some petrol. While Tim was inside paying, this car rolled up at the pump next to me.
I expected Craig and ‘nem to bounce out listening to the latest crunk music (do the kids still say crunk?). Much to my dismay, this five foot tall, 45-year old, middle eastern dude stepped out wearing a suit.
I stared at him in surprise. I’m pretty sure he thought I wanted him because he kept looking back at me.