Randomly Speaking

The plus side of being single and pregnant is being able to sleep alone.

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The down side of being single and pregnant is having to sleep alone.

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I am quickly losing my ability to do simple tasks.  Those cute ankle strap shoes?  Put away for the duration.

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I just realized my most recent bikini wax is crooked.  Why did it take me so long to notice?  I can’t see it.

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I have taken to drawing diagrams of Foxy’s chest of drawers, complete with labels of where things will go. 

Obsess much?

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