The plus side of being single and pregnant is being able to sleep alone.
The down side of being single and pregnant is having to sleep alone.
I am quickly losing my ability to do simple tasks. Those cute ankle strap shoes? Put away for the duration.
I just realized my most recent bikini wax is crooked. Why did it take me so long to notice? I can’t see it.
I have taken to drawing diagrams of Foxy’s chest of drawers, complete with labels of where things will go.