We have a community dumpster in my subdivision. Most of us put our trash bags on the hood of our cars and drive it to the dumpster as we are leaving. Today I did just that when a man who clearly doesn’t live here flagged me down as I was pulling out. “You have a bag on the hood of your car!” he yelled.
Did he think I was driving with my eyes closed? I mean, it’s the hood not the roof!