Okay, I’m sitting here and watching Be.thenney Getting Mar.ried. Her friend just came over with her month-old son to show Beth what a baby looks like. I totally get that because I did the same thing with Keyalus. But here are my thoughts…
#1- Father, forgive me, but that baby is U-G-L-Y and he ain’t got no alibi. I would NOT be parading that little gremlin around if I was the mother. Yes, I know this will probably elicit some hateful comments. Go ahead I’m ready.
#2- Where did she get jeans that tiny that fit him perfectly? I’m guessing she had them tailor-made because she knew she’d be on tv.
#3- A baby nurse? For a 4 week old baby? I get that the rich and fabulous can afford such niceties, and I can see having one for the first three days or even a week. But at four months she shouldn’t be needing a freakin baby nurse. She has to put in some work for her own child, right?
The whole situation reminds of the book I just finished reading, “The Help.” A rich white woman hires a black woman to come in and raise her child. I ain’t mad at the nurse, though. She is probably making a pretty penny, and now that she has been on this show she will likely get a whole lot more business. Good for her!
#4- Why does no one in this circle know nothing about birthing babies? The assistant didn’t know it was soap?
#5- Co-sign Beth and the revelation that the epidural is the greatest thing ever! I will never understand why people don’t get it. Don’t be a martyr!
In other news, is it just me or was Beth’s usually dorky husband looking scrumdillyitious stepping out of the shower?