I was driving in the car the other day and began zoning out when the talk show I was listening to went to commercial break. It took me a full 30 seconds to realize that I was listening to a commercial for Fresh B.rea.sts.
Da hell is that???
I can’t think of any activity in which my bosoms would lose their freshness.
Fellas, don’t worry, the company also makes Fresh Ba.lls.