Any woman will tell you that women are way nastier than men. You would think that men would win the prize for being the nastier gender, but step into any corporate bathroom and you will understand.
I can’t tell you how many times I have witnessed a woman skipping the sink after using the ladies room. Or the women that skip the soap and run the water for 2.3 seconds and then leave like their hands are clean. The plantation provides us with all that good soap and water and they just refuse to use it!
And what about the women that don’t flush? Or don’t make sure that their deposit was flushed completely? Nothing grosses me out more than seeing someone’s remnants left behind, or a crumpled up toilet seat cover that didn’t make it all the way. How hard is it to look back before you walk out?
Yesterday, before leaving for the day, I stopped in the ladies room and a woman that I affectionately call “the hillbilly” was in a stall changing clothes and talking on the phone. Why she couldn’t wait to make her calls I don’t know. So I am in one stall and someone is in another and we are doing things that you are supposed to be doing and the hillbilly starts talking louder into the phone talking about “I can’t hear you!” like we are supposed to quiet down our tinkle or something. Then, her call waiting clicked in and she actually took the call! Ughh…
I could create an entire blog based on the shenanigans that go down in the ladies room.