Patience

The other day I sent this picture to my mom:

 

Her response:

Why is she sleeping with a pillow?  Isn’t that bad for her neck?

Ummmm…how about she was sitting up and fell asleep.  I was just showing a cute moment.  Baby isn’t propped up every night with a fucking pillow.  Gheesh.

I showed a picture of baby to my coworker and her response:

Awwww, why you got that baby in those hard jeans?

Really?  Why must you be so fucking negative with every motherfucking thing?  You couldn’t think of ANYTHING else to say?  How about just saying nothing at all?

I mean here I am on this happy campaign and I have to deal with these dipshits all day long.  Hard jeans?  They aren’t made of concrete.  Calm the fuck down.

Whatever happened to if you don’t have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up?

***We now return to your regularly scheduled blog of happiness.***

***queue harpsichords and birds chirping***

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19 Responses to Patience

  1. Nerd Girl says:

    I hope laughing is an appropriate response to this post ’cause that is surely what I’m doing!

  2. Clu says:

    “Whatever happened to if you don’t have anything nice to say then shut the fuck up?”

    LOVE THIS LINE!

  3. CC says:

    Baby Girl is chillin’! What a great way to spend an afternoon.

    And as far as the jeans comment, what does the co-worker think she should wear? Garbadine pants? She’s a baby…and babies outgrow their clothing rather quickly.

  4. sherri says:

    J and J both had that sleeper. The feet make it super cute! I just love Carters!

    How is that for a moment of happiness?? LOL

  5. AR Gal says:

    “Why is she sleeping with a pillow? Isn’t that bad for her neck?”

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!! This sounds like some ish my mama would say.

  6. onefromphilly says:

    How can she tell from looking at a picture that the jeans were hard….HUH?

  7. S23 says:

    LMAO. Foxy looks peaceful.. Just ignore everything else. LOL

  8. wifey615 says:

    HA! Love this Babs! Happy happy all the time when we’ve got ‘dipshits’ giving their unsolicited two cents every effing minute is truly hard to do. ‘Shut the fuck up’ indeed!

  9. missalid says:

    Hard jeans! That is hilarious.

  10. t. sheree says:

    ROFL!

    That is such a precious picture, by the way.

  11. dmac says:

    You are so funny!

    Grammas all say the same thing, basically that the new mom is always goofing up about something. Just wait until Foxy gets old enough for you to tell her no about something and your mom overhears…

  12. Honest says:

    How come Foxy is showing everyone her diaper? huh huh? lol! J/K.

    Folks always want to say something.

  13. Sasha says:

    I am absolutely ROLLIN over here!!! People are so rude! But when you said dipshits I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m sure if you show pics of Foxy on here we wouldn’t say that. First thing I thought of with the picture is, “Oh how cute. She’s so peaceful.”

    Sasha

  14. brannon says:

    sorry for LOL’g, but this post kinda caught me off guard and was quite funny – even if not intended to be.

    sometimes ppl just speak before really considering the feelings of others or thinking of what they are about to say before they say it.

  15. amyg says:

    my mom is constantly playing debbie downer. STFU indeed!!

  16. missmajestic says:

    mom gets a pass (the grandma-drunk thing) the co-worker? …. mindyabusiness! I think the baby jeans are cute

  17. ondrea says:

    I wasn’t sure if i should laugh or not.

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