He must have known I hadn’t had a WTF moment in a while. He must have known I was a blogger and would most certainly be writing about our encounter. He must of known he would provide today’s chuckle.
I’m referring to the man at McDonald’s. He had a cane. He sat in the corner. When I got up to order, leaving the baby with Disco Diva, he stepped right in line behind me. I thought he was trying to get to the beverage station. He was not.
Babs (stepping aside): Oh, excuse me.
Crazy MF: No, you’re okay. I’m just fighting cancer and trying to beat it.
Babs (side eye): silence
Crazy MF (extending a dollar and some change my way): Would you buy me a cheeseburger?
Babs (side eye): Why wouldn’t you buy it yourself?
Crazy MF: Oh.
After I ordered, Crazy MF stepped up in line and ordered…some chocolate chip cookies.
What about the cheeseburger???