I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and thought to myself, “damn, she got a donk!” It should be noted that having a donk isn’t at all a good thing in my book. I popped in the ladies room to get a real look at my hindparts and felt that the dress was clingy in all the wrong places (or right places depending on your preference).
Later, I was standing at someone’s desk and my number one crush (whom I believe to be gay) walks by and gives me the once over. Then he winked, smiled and gave me a thumbs up.
Crap. Was this dress too clingy? There was only one person that could honestly answer the question without me feeling embarrassed for asking.
So I headed down to his floor and asked him if the dress made my butt look big. He immediately said yes. I asked if that was a bad thing and he immediately said no.